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Hank Haney Claims He Was Also Afraid to Ask Tiger For Popsicles and that Woods Loved Watching Smut

By / 03.19.12

All signs already pointed to Tiger being a callous, self-serving a**hole, but Haney's book depicts him in an even worse light. According to Haney, Tiger's ex-wife Elin was not allowed to smile on the golf course and when she once made the mistake of suggesting they throw a party after a Tiger victory (like she used to when she was working for Jesper Parnevik) Tiger said, “E, that’s not what we do. I’m not Jesper. We’re supposed to win.’ Haney also added that even though Tiger hated the media peering in on his private life, Tiger loved South Park's version on him where he's seen calling Elin a ‘stupid Swedish cow.’

Other new excerpts from “The Big Miss” include Tiger's love of p*rnography, how he made others always pick up the tab, he left the restaurant the moment he was done eating, and his general lack of concern for anyone other than Tiger Woods.

Again, none of these new excerpts are groundbreaking. In fact, every excerpt released, thus far, hasn't been terribly interesting. It's just Haney affirming what we've all known for some time now: Tiger Woods is a spectacularly talented golfer and a jerk-off of a human being. If you want to read 247 pages about the latter, then your wait isn't much longer as “The Big Miss” will be on sale before The Masters.


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J. Camm
About J. Camm... J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.

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