If you're going to get your membership revoked from a gym, might as well do it with grace and style. The best thing about this letter is that we've all met this guy. I can just hear him screaming "Light weight, baby! Light weight baby!" during a bout with roid rage. Like a deeper, more baritone Ronnie Coleman rumble. They just don't know how to deal with that out in Nebraska. Anyone else think his actions on November 1st involved wearing a Borat-style mankini?

[H/T: Two Scoops]