The Guyism Top 20: Wrapping up the football weekend in GIFs

Remember when you kissed that drunk girl on national TV? Yea, that was awkward. This GIF leads our excellent roundup of football from the weekend.

20 Flop so hard Philip Rivers

And the Academy Award for best performance in a Sunday night drama goes to…

19 Friday, after work. Amirite?

Good Saturday for Johnny, bad for the A&M defense.

18 Fat men falling will never not be funny

Jurrell Casey stuck the landing though, let’s give him that.

17 The Jets season, in a nutshell

16 And they say chivalry is dead

Charles Tillman saves Laura Okmin from certain death.

15 This is 2012 right?

This is how you shame your family on national TV kids. Take note.

14 Richard Sherman’s got a reason to dance

13 He learned it from watching you Ndamukong Suh

Have we heard about this fine/suspension yet? Or is that only reserved for Lions players?

12 Like a cheerleader jack-in-the-box

11 This punt didn’t go well for UCLA

Thankfully, the Bruins were playing the Huskers and the Huskers DERPED equally as hard.

10 First blind touchdown catch in history?

Oregon State’s Richard Mullaney with the blind catch of the year. Never even saw the football.

9 Michelle Tafoya wildly gesticulating

This is how Michelle Tafoya explained crowd noise in Seattle. A+ for effort.

8 Dez Bryant, pretty good at football

And the Cowboys still lost…to the Chiefs.

7 YOINK!

6 Fist bumping an official is ok right?

Pete Morelli and Carson Palmer, two douchebags, one fist bump.

5 Ah yes, the ever classy throat slash

T.J. Yeldon has not been heard from since. We think Nick Saban killed him.

4 Fiesty A&M girl is marriage material fellas

I call dibs fellas, sorry.

3 Angry Steve Spurrier is the angriest

The ol’ ball coach spent an entire afternoon beating his visor. Take a look.

2 REMINDER: Football is a dangerous sport

Malcolm Floyd has movement in all his extremities and by all accounts, he’s ok. Frankly, I’m amazed after seeing that.

1 Moveable Johnny sign

via Patrick McMahon