Everyone is piling on this dude from the Texas Rangers-Kansas City Royals spring training game who completely lost his mind chasing a souvenir baseball. But, hey, sometimes a guy gets caught up in the moment. And if a little girl has to get trucked in the quest for a home run ball, that’s just collateral damage. She’s got a lot of life ahead of her. She’ll get over it.
Oh, what’s that? The ball never cleared the fence and was instead caught on the warning track for a boring old flyout?
In that case, let’s get this guy to the nearest town square for a public flogging. Maybe bring this guy so he has some company.