If you’re a grappler who has lived through this particular misery, maybe you will believe how this grappling match abruptly ended — having someone blow hellacious farts in your face could just be an occupational hazard we non-grapplers don’t understand. Either way, GOOD FUCKING GRIEF that outcome was gross. I’ve heard of people puking from the smell of someone’s fart, but I always thought they were exaggerating. Never knew it could actually happen. Hell, I don’t even know what kind of rotting corpse a fart would need to smell like for it to draw vomit out of my body. What I do know, however, is that wrestling dudes who might blow their beefy asshole gas directly into your mouth is no way to go through life. And that’s exactly what I’m going to tell my future kid if he thinks he might want to pursue wrestling and not golf.
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