https://platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.jsIn golf, there aren’t many thing worse than firing a shot into the water, costing you a stroke and leaving you fuming and looking for the closest beer cart girl.
For players on the PGA Tour, though, they don’t have the luxury of slamming a few Coors Light to forget about the wasted round by getting, well, wasted.
Peter Malnati, a 28-year-old golfer from New Castle, In., was playing in the first round of the WinCo Foods Portland Open on Thursday and, suffice to say, he had a couple shots that made him wish there was some hard alcohol nearby.
After a shot of his dropped into the water, Malnati figured he would rather try and hit the ball out of the shallow edge than drop and cost himself a stroke.
That wasn’t the best idea, though.
Removing his socks and shoes and rolling his white pants up, Malnati gave the ball his best hack, causing mud and water to fly up everywhere, spraying him all over.
Seeing as how the ball flew out of the water, it was well worth it, but… no… stop… really… yep, that fucking ball decided to roll back into the pond after a quick tease, causing the pro golfer to have the most predictable reaction ever—although, let’s be honest, you or I would have snapped our wedge in half at this point.
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Shouting, “Are you kidding me?” and asking, “All that… for that?” you can’t help but feel for the guy.
Here’s to hoping he knows a good dry-cleaning service and an even better dive bar, because that shit was just mean.