Freestyle Soccer Champ Wears an Old Man Costume, Destroys Noobs

Piggybacking on the success of the Uncle Drew series, online retailer Coppel outfitted freestyle soccer champion Sean Garnier in some old-man clothing and sent him out to find a pick-up game.

After becoming the target of some pretty blatant ageism, Garnier gets serious and becomes a one-man wrecking crew.

If there’s a lesson here, it’s to never let old people play a sport against you. Seriously, there is nothing to be gained. They’re either going to struggle to keep up or make you look like a giant idiot.

Just say no to everyone over 40. It’s an excellent rule of thumb.

[H/T: Extra Mustard]