Fox News ruined a great American story about the foul ball pimp

Remember the kid who grabbed the foul ball and gave it to a hot chick behind him? Remember how smooth he was? Remember how he was the biggest pimp ever? Well, Fox News went ahead and screwed up his game. He’s no longer a player. THANKS FOX!

Why couldn’t we leave this goddamn kid alone? Why couldn’t we be remember him as the smooth operator.

Or the big pimp

Or the kid with hoes in different area codes

Going back to Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s question: “When did you realize this was a really big deal?” Um, when Isaac made a bunch of Vines about me.

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