How much you bet that this is not how 16-year-old, high school football player Nick Andre thought his simple writing assignment -- the teacher asked the class to write about something that makes them angry -- in composition class at Ohio's Rittman High School was going to turn out? I mean, shit. Dude wrote some strongly-worded poetry, like he was asked to fucking do, and for it he got kicked off the high school football team AND suspended from school for four days because according to Fox 8, "The principal classified the poem as 'hazing, harassment.'" That's some serious bullshit, the kind you'd find after the bull had way too much dairy.
But something tells me this high school Bro is going to be just fine in life. He may not make it as a poet, but it took a heavy sack to not only write that poem but to stand up in front of an entire class and recite it knowing the consequences. Granted, he probably thought the only consequences were going to be a fist fight with the coach's son and not the book being thrown at him. Fuck everything about this.