It seems like every day we read a story about a high school somewhere across this great country erring too far on the side of caution. Not this one. This one simply refuses to let reason prevail in the great guy-dunking-over-a-fireball-before-basketball-games debate.

Monsignor Pace, in Miami, employed this tremendous display of death defiance before a hoops game this year. I mean, it is just incredible.

The revolutionary hype technique was sadly more captivating than the Spartans squad, which finished with a woeful 9-20 record this season.

[H/T: Prep Rally]