I don’t claim to be a diving expert over here but of all the ways you can fuck up a dive, it looks like these Filipino’s covered all bases. I’m not sure if the real divers got too fucked up the night before and they just grabbed two rando fill-ins, but this was undoubtedly the first time these two have ever been in a body of water. They definitely cannot swim. The video cut off but in the extended version, you see Wendy Peffercorn dive in and scoop them off the bottom of the pool. They both sunk like cinderblocks. Great attitudes though. I’ve never seen any two people so happy to end their careers and disgrace an entire nation.
When you tryna squeeze out shit at bae’s apartment so quickly she think’s you just peein.
The definition of delusional:
[H/T For the Win]