Sports
by Kyle Koster on June 10, 2014

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Every four years, the average American pretends to care about soccer and the Americans who actually do care about soccer don’t get too upset about it. As a member of bandwagon welcome committee, you can bet your sweet ass I’ll be milking the beautiful game for all she’s worth until mid-July.

With that in mind, let’s take a look at the official game play trailer for FIFA 15.

Whoa, that was pretty dramatic. I feel like I need a cigarette. Or to mashup buttons in a combination which will make a digital player score a goal. I demand satisfaction and I demand it now.

It’s pretty clear they game’s team has tried to pack the game with emotion. The early returns look like they’ve accomplished that goal.

No release date has been announced as of yet so plan on employing some long-term lust.

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