Find Me A More Impressive Field Goal Than The One By This Georgia Southern Kicker–You Can’t

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A field goal is like having sex with your annoying ex: ya you’re scoring, but it’s not that exciting.

This field goal by Georgia Southern Kicker, Younghoe Koo (translates to Young Hoe), is what sex with your ex would be if she got implants, hit the squat rack, and stopped telling you your penis is tiny mid-bone.

Your exes tell you bros that, right? That’s normal? No? Ok. Signing out.

[h/t Bleacher Report]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.