They all laughed at the Yuppie Scum when they named their kid Fenway Parks. Well, who’s laughing now, suckers?
Little Fenway grew up to be a tremendous baseball player, currently starring at a Boca Raton, Fla. High school.
He apparently plays second base like Dustin Pedroia, which has colleges knocking down his door.
If the Boston Red Sox don’t spend a meaningless late-round draft pick on this guy, my faith in empty gestures will be completely extinguished.
[H/T: Off the Bench]