by Kyle Koster on May 22, 2014


The Court Kingz are a traveling basketball troupe with creative moves and spelling. Here they are doing what they do best — making white people look really terrible at playing defense.

The guy dribbling is named Hot Sauce. If your fancy-basketball-playing group doesn’t have a guy named Hot Sauce, people can tell you’re really not trying. I bet his dribbling protege is named Sriracha in the hopes of connecting with a younger crowd.

After a series of somewhat legal moves — and then a few highly illegal ones — Hot Sauce throws a lob to a chap named Baby LeBron, who finishes with the authority of an early 20th Century czar.

[H/T: Bleacher Report]

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