Penguins’ Evgeni Malkin Scored One Of The Filthiest Goals You’ve Seen All Year Last Night

The Penguins fell to the lowly Edmonton Oilers last night in a 3-2 shootout in Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh nearly overcame a two-goal deficit, mounted by Evgeni Malkin’s disgusting, twirling goal 48 seconds into the second period. This was one of two goals on the night for the world-class player, his eleventh of the season, and 279th of his career. World-class players make world-class plays, bros. Drink it in.

[h/t Deadspin]

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