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Everyone Is Talking About Michael Sam’s Dick at the NFL Combine

By 02.26.14

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Everyone = MediaTakeOut.com, home to the greatest internet click-bait headline of all time, and Deadspin, who posted this MediaTakeOut screencap with meta-analysis about how long it took for someone to post this story:


Also, Gawker brought this GIF to the world’s attention:




The Internet really obsesses over some stupid stuff, amirite? There is no story here, besides a lot of Internet people talking on the Internet about Michael Sam’s dick. Internet people love to obsess over petty things like this, so I’m sure what exactly the story is here besides the fact that people are talking about it. You can either continue to talk about Michael Sam’s dick or you cannot. Because this is America, it’s your choice. Either way, we don’t care. Dicks be dicks.

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Brandon Wenerd
About Brandon Wenerd... Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips: brandon@brobible.com.
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