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Evelyn Lozada, 37, wore this dress to a 17-year-old’s prom

By / 05.31.13

You may remember Evelyn Lozada from Basketall Wives. You might also remember her from that public relations disaster with former NFL star Chad Ochocinco. You’ll surely remember him after you see this dress she wore to a 17-year-old’s prom.

REMINDER: Lozada is 37. REMINDER: Cleavage.

Twitter/Evelyn Lozada

Twitter/Evelyn Lozada



Dear God women, what are you trying to do to this poor kid? The young fella’s name is Anthony Nelson, a senior at West Bloomfield High School in Michigan. He asked the 37-year-old cougar to prom on Twitter earlier this year and she happily obliged. Not for publicity or anything (rolls eyes) but because she was pregnant in high school and was unable to attend.

This is like the Brazzers version of Make-A-Wish.

Here is Lozada’s very important message to all her Twitter fans.

OMG! Can I say “THE BEST TIME EVER?!?!”

I just attended West Bloomfield High School’s prom in Bloomfield, MI at the Detroit Country Club. Last year, out the blue, my Twitter follower Anthony Nelson, a Senior at West Bloomfield High School, asked me to be his prom date via Twitter and naturally, I said YES! He even requested that I wear red, which I did! LOL

Unfortunately, I couldn’t attend my prom when I was in high school because I was pregnant with my daughter Shaniece, but this was such an awesome experience and I was so honored.

I want to thank Anthony and his mom Sean Nelson for opening their home to me! Anthony’s entire family and friends came by his house to see him off to prom and it was amazing, he even bought me a corsage!!! I’ve never had a corsage! You guys don’t understand how HAPPY I was!! My date was decked out in a custom made tuxedo and black Chanel shoes looking as handsome as ever.

Forget for a moment how creepy it is that a middle-aged woman busted out the ladies for a high school prom and instead focus on all these pics of the happy couple.


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About A. Isaac... A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. He's a buffet connoisseur and regularly eats until he passes out. He also advocates pushing over children to catch foul balls.

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