Maybe you heard about the squirrel that caused all kinds of chaos in the San Diego Padres bullpen yesterday. The Padres' bullpen catcher, Justin Hatcher, caught the critter, which ended up biting him before he released it into a patch of trees at Coors Field. This morning ESPN's Sage Steele recounted the incident on SportsCenter with an unfortunate choice of words that will now live on forever in YouTube infamy.  Snicker.

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