I’m all for helping animals but even a sick puppy wouldn’t want to be caught dead in these jerseys.
The El Paso Chihuahuas, already owners of the dumbest name in sports, can now add “Earth’s ugliest jerseys” to their resume. It’s a short resume. Two lines — worst baseball team name, ugliest jerseys.
Fortunately, these bitches (female dogs, calm down ladies) are a one-time only event. Unfortunately, people can own the jerseys and wear them any time they so choose.
The Chihuahuas will wear specially made jerseys that are to be auctioned off, with proceeds benefiting the Humane Society of El Paso. The jerseys feature the face of a Chihuahua embodying the spirit of the brand. The auction will begin when gates open – 5 p.m. – and conclude immediately following the fifth inning. Fans must be present to win and will be required to make payments at that time. If payment cannot be made, the jersey will go to the next highest bidder.
In case you’re curious how these jerseys will look on the common man, and not a physical fit 20-something minor league ball player, here’s a quick example.
Can we put the guy and the shirt to sleep?
[via KROD]