by Kyle Koster on June 25, 2014


Ecuador midfielder Christian Noboa collided with a French player attempting to hit a header and started bleeding all over the place. The blood was flowing like he was the main course at a Suarez family dinner. Luckily, the Ecuadorian medical staff was able to rig up this awesome contraption.

Sure, he looks pretty stupid, but at least he’s still playing.

He’s also likely to parlay this accident into a sweet endorsement deal.

Hang in there, buddy. It’s always darkest before the dawn.

noboa-hairnet nobia-hair

[H/T: @AltFootball]

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