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Ecuador’s Christian Noboa Suffers Nasty Head Wound, Is Forced to Wear Stylish Lunch Lady Hairnet

By 06.25.14


Ecuador midfielder Christian Noboa collided with a French player attempting to hit a header and started bleeding all over the place. The blood was flowing like he was the main course at a Suarez family dinner. Luckily, the Ecuadorian medical staff was able to rig up this awesome contraption.

Sure, he looks pretty stupid, but at least he’s still playing.

He’s also likely to parlay this accident into a sweet endorsement deal.

Hang in there, buddy. It’s always darkest before the dawn.

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[H/T: @AltFootball]

Kyle Koster
About Kyle Koster... Whenever you read a blog and think, "this is something that didn't need to be on the internet," you can bet I am responsible for it. I left a promising career in actual journalism to make GIFS and watch sports. No regrets. Oh yeah, I talked to Justin Bieber once and it was OK. Send tips/tell me I suck: or
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