Just kidding. Though judging by her insane reaction, I don't think I'm alone in thinking that's a (semi) real possibility.
It's a bit saddening to think that I will probably never be as happy about anything as this girl is about finally embracing her beloved, her dream, her...foul ball.
I once caught a t-shirt at a New York Islanders game. It was cool. Apparently though, it's nothing--NOTHING--compared to foul ball love. Go sawx.