Eastern Michigan signed a recruit today and well, you won’t believe his name

Hakuna Matata, means no worries for the rest of Eastern Michigan’s days as they’ve signed a recruit named…

LION KING CONWAY!

I can’t even man.

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Lion King hails from the jungles of Southfield, Michigan. He plays defensive end. His uncle, a scraggly fella named Scar tried to steer him towards Western Michigan–but Lion King held firm, held steadfast in his belief.

So congrats Eastern Michigan, you got a star. More importantly, you got the king of the jungle.