Dwyane Wade Shouldn’t Leave The Heat For Many Reasons, One Being WWE Star Kane Promised To Chokeslam Him If He Does

There’s no guarantee that Dwyane  Wade will stay with the Miami Heat. He’s had an amazing career in Miami but it might be time for the future Hall of Famer to move onto greener pastures. Greener meaning “some team that will overpay for his bum knees.”

The fans in Miami don’t want him to go, obviously, because look at the rest of that team. They’ll do anything to convince Wade to finish his career in the red and black. That anything includes enlisting the help of another guy familiar with wearing a ton of red and black, WWE star Kane.

During an interview on the Marc Hochman Show with Zach Krantz, Kane said he’d have no problem chokeslamming the former NBA champ straight to hell if he left Miami.

Too bad Wade is already considering a permanent move to hell by joining the Cavs.

[via With Spandex]