The second Dwayne Johnson, the man known to millions…AND MILLIONS…of fans as The Rock, steps into the ring with a microphone there’s no doubt that he’ll entertain.
Confuse, but, entertain none the less.
Seriously, I don’t know what the hell the guy is talking about half the time. In the beginning of Dwayne Johnson’s career, all of this phrases at The Rock made sense (sort of) and could be easily decoded. These days, the guy is a little hard to figure out. Like I had no idea Boots To Asses was a hashtag. I thought it was a cheap plug for a body sculpting class The Rock was teaching down at the YMCA.
With Spandex took a moment to breakdown exactly what Dwayne Johnson is talking about when he’s in the ring spitting as The Rock. For example, Yabba Dabba Bitch is a nickname The Rock made up during a feud with John Cena because he thought Cena looked like a box of Fruity Pebbles with all his terrible color choices. Pretty funny until Cena had to ruin it and actually show up on a box of Fruity Pebbles. Typical Cena.
Also, strudel means dick. You’re welcome.
H/T With Spandex