This Dude Lied, Cheated, And Stole His Way Into The Champions League Final And I Tip My Cap To Him

Anraoi Rooney, a student from Dublin, decided he wanted to stop in to the Barcelona vs. Juventus Champions League Final in Berlin while interrailing around Europe. Rooney, much like anyone whose traveled aboard, was short on cash and didn’t have the $400 to pay for a last minute ticket, so he did what we all would have done: create a whole new persona and lie his way past security.

He captured the whole experience via Snapchat.

Fuckin hell is right. The most important advice I can give today is fake it till you make it, bros. I’m almost illiterate and got a job blogging. 6% of my resumé was accurate. Tip of the cap to Mr. Rooney.

[H/T Unilad]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.