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HAHAHA. With the exception of Dan Bilzerian, there’s no dude on the planet I’d rather turn up with than the shitfaced dude on a plantoon boat in Illinois shooting off an air cannon, spitting in the face of a “gentleman’s game”, and basically pissing on the ashes of Chubbs Peterson. This dude is totally my guy. I can’t count how many times I’ve yelled “cock” in my partner’s backswing but I can tell you I don’t get invited to play golf anymore. I would love to hunt this dude down and exchange old war stories about chicks, drinking, and ruining stiff old-timers days on the course but I’m 103% convinced he passed out at the wheel and plummeted down a waterfall. RIP Drunk Air Cannon Dude. Have fun duking it out with Chubbs in Heaven. Something tells me you’d have the upper hand, because he only has one.
When you slide off her panties and she got a 70’s porno bush…
This guy. Zero fucks to give.
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REALLY! Weird moment on tour, boat shoots off aircannon in middle of @ZachJohnsonPGA BACK SWING- “Not cool” is right pic.twitter.com/HsjyhyI14o
— iHeart Radio Zac (@CAZ_RENBOLB) July 12, 2015
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