Ducks forward Matt Beleskey stabbed an octopus with his stick

Murder on the ice, murder on the ice! Here’s Ducks forward Matt Beleskey stabbing an octopus with his stick during last night’s game.

Seriously PETA, where you at?

Octopi are treated with tender love and care in Detroit after sacrificing themselves to the cause. Hockey’s version of kamikaze pilots if you will. What Beleskey did was plain sadistic especially since point of contact was near the head. That’s a 2-game suspension according to Brendan Shanahan.