There’s nothing new about being an angry Browns fan, but there’s plenty of fresh material from this fine-feathered beast, who appears to be tired of losing. In fact, this dude is tired of everything.
Anyone who opens a video by viciously growling at a city, cursing at his wife, and complaining about Eli Manning’s unwillingness to play in San Diego has consumed enough Bud Light Lime to last an eternity.
Amazingly, he managed to pull himself back together for the following closing line:
“My name is Bill Cowher. I don’t have an upper lip, but if you got a cup of cum, I’ll sure to take a sip.”
Yeeeeeeah, pretty sure this gentle giant has delivered that “zing” before and loves the hell out of it.
All we can pray for now is that the next installment features his wife patiently braiding his shoulder hair.