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By 11.05.12

How drunk is too drunk at a football game? Good question. Here’s a handy guideline.

-If you can’t speak coherently, you’re probably too drunk.
-If you can’t stand without assistance, you’re probably too drunk.
-If you’re both of those things and you’re wearing a helmet in the stands, well then, not only are you too drunk but you’re probably an enormous asshole.

About A. Isaac... A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of He's a buffet connoisseur and regularly eats until he passes out. He also advocates pushing over children to catch foul balls.
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