This Drunk Bills Fan Attempting To Dizzy Bat Only To End Up With A Concussion May Be The Best Highlight You’ll See Today

Yes. YES.

Have you ever met a Buffalo Bills fan? They turn the fuck up. You can’t blame them for being certified alcoholics either, it’s a defense mechanism–they live in Buffalo, it’s cold as fuck 9 months out of the year, and their team usually licks nut sack. It’s by no fault of their own that they are destined to be absolute lushes and break every bone in their face after stumbling into a sitting bus. Can’t be a good omen for the 2015-2016 Buffalo Bills season.

Respect the fuck out of it, though.

[h/t Tim Burke, Deadspin]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.