One drink for each:
- Matt Ryan completion
- Geno Smith pass attempt
- Commercial break
- Time you realize you hate one, or both of these teams
- Time Jon Gruden says something positive
- Time the announcers try to convince you Atlanta isn’t a terrible sports town
- Penalty
Two drinks for each:
- Piece of effusive praise for the Jets defense
- Time the Jets defense actually warrants praise
- Piece of effusive praise for Julio Jones
- Replay of THE BUTT FUMBLE – God, ESPN loves the Buttfumble
- Beer commercial
- Reminder Rex Ryan has a big personality
- Discussion about Smith’s potential
- Field goal
- Shot of Mark Sanchez
- Awkward promo for another program
Three drinks for each:
- Run of 20-plus yards
- Pass play of 30-plus yards
- Shot of a team owner
- Touchdown
- Turnover
- Field goal
- Time Ryan is called “Matty Ice.”
- Roddy White reception
Four drinks for each:
- One of Antonio Cromartie’s kids you can name
- Reception by Tony Gonzalez, who is WAY older than you
Chug your beer for each:
- Safety
- Time one team opens up a 10-point lead
- Onside kick
- Even remotely negative thing Gruden says
- Time Santonio Holmes is worth the money
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