Dolphins fan wears speedo to game because Florida

Bearded and in a speedo is no way to go through life Dolphins fan. We realize it’s Florida and all but DAMMIT FLORIDA! Really?

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I’d love to hear that exchange with the cop.

Cop: “Son, we’re gonna ask you to leave.”
Speedo guy: “Why?”
Cop: “Well, your mooseknuckle’s scaring the children.”