Dodgers fan dives for foul ball; is a hero for chubby men everywhere

The pursuit for a foul ball has become one of sport’s great mysteries. It makes even the most sane among us act like complete douchebags.

Take for example this chubby Dodgers fan from Opening Day. Dude hasn’t exercised since the Clinton administration yet decides to sprint for a foul ball. He ends with a massive belly flop—one that rivals anything Louie Anderson did on Splash.

What are we teaching our nation’s youth? These kids who made the video clearly think it’s ok to treat cement like a Slip ‘N Slide. I weep for their parents and their future medical bills.