We asked you to answer some important dick-related questions in the first round of the inaugural Dick Nick Championships, and you guys responded in droves. Upsets reigned, brackets were busted, and we all learned a little bit more about some end-of-the-bench athletes. OK, enough foreplay. Let’s dive right into Round Two.
Does size really matter? We’re sure to find out after the length of The Leg goes head-to-head with the girth of The Herc'.
In a battle of teammates, there can be only one. Big Ben wrestles The Tasmanian Devil to find out whose steel is better forged.
Beast Mode hasn’t time for rules. The Sheriff enforces them. Can the lawman detain this monster before it taints yet another city?
Muscle vs. Machine. The Matrix warned us this would happen. Can the Hamster jack in before Mega pulls out?
After pulling the improbable #16 vs. #1 upset, Darko advances to face Gortat in a European matchup of Serb-dick vs. Pol-cock.
In a classic matchup of offensive vs. defense, Billups looks to his blast his Big Shot through the rigid stronghold of the Serge Protector.
In a battle of firearms, the AK-47 will aim to shoot down the Reddest of Rockets.
In a swordfight of bestiality, The Manimal will look to avoid the poisonous venom of The Black Mamba.
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