by Kyle Koster on July 14, 2014


Derek Jeter’s days in Major League Baseball are coming to an end and his #brands are aware of the situation. It’s now or never when it comes to capitalizing on his farewell season.

Here is the corniest heap of corn you’ll ever see, courtesy of Nike.

Hey, wait a minute. What are these goosebumps doing on my arm. I know this is stupid, and yet … emotions are happening deep in my soul. And I don’t even like the New York Yankees or Derek Jeter.

Oh good. I found the remedy to snuff out the feel-goodery. Back to normal now.

Kyle Koster

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