After recently being let go by the Mavericks, it sounds like the former St. Joes standout needs a job. And fast. 

This resume, spelling aside, isn't too far off from a recent postgrad's. Definitely has some skill, admits he has some character flaws (**that he's since overcome), but plays up what he's willing to do so drastically, that had he landed this job he'd certainly be questioning how much he really "wants it." Granted, he's playing basketball as opposed to getting paid 25K to make photocopies, but still. 

[H/T: Deadspin]