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David Hasselhoff’s Reaction to Germany Winning the World Cup Did Not Disappoint

By 07.14.14


Rihanna helped the German soccer team celebrate a triumphant World Cup, resulting in several awesome photos and one lingering question.

Where was David Hasselhoff?

Now we know. The Hoff was in a room vigorously kissing a soccer ball with the shades drawn. As one does.

Also, there are plenty of reasons Germany defeated Argentina. They had a deeper team, more possession and more luck.

But after seeing this hype video, it’s pretty clear this outcome was preordained. One does not hassle The Hoff by crushing his country on sports’ biggest stage.



Kyle Koster
About Kyle Koster... Whenever you read a blog and think, "this is something that didn't need to be on the internet," you can bet I am responsible for it. I left a promising career in actual journalism to make GIFS and watch sports. No regrets. Oh yeah, I talked to Justin Bieber once and it was OK. Send tips/tell me I suck: kylekoster@gmail.com or kyle@brobible.com
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