by Kyle Koster on July 14, 2014


Rihanna helped the German soccer team celebrate a triumphant World Cup, resulting in several awesome photos and one lingering question.

Where was David Hasselhoff?

Now we know. The Hoff was in a room vigorously kissing a soccer ball with the shades drawn. As one does.

Also, there are plenty of reasons Germany defeated Argentina. They had a deeper team, more possession and more luck.

But after seeing this hype video, it’s pretty clear this outcome was preordained. One does not hassle The Hoff by crushing his country on sports’ biggest stage.



Kyle Koster

About Kyle Koster...

Kyle Koster wonders who would read this bio section.