Rihanna helped the German soccer team celebrate a triumphant World Cup, resulting in several awesome photos and one lingering question.
Where was David Hasselhoff?
Now we know. The Hoff was in a room vigorously kissing a soccer ball with the shades drawn. As one does.
— David Hasselhoff (@DavidHasselhoff) July 13, 2014
Also, there are plenty of reasons Germany defeated Argentina. They had a deeper team, more possession and more luck.
But after seeing this hype video, it’s pretty clear this outcome was preordained. One does not hassle The Hoff by crushing his country on sports’ biggest stage.
I want more like this!
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