Darrelle Revis Absolutely Snaps On Internet Trolls: ‘My Dick Is Bigger Than Yours’

Pro athletes engaging with trolls on the internet may be the internet’s most attractive feature. Whenever a multi-million dollar public figure tussles with a worthless keyboard warrior throwing darts from his mom’s basement, the results are always hilarious.

Darrelle Revis took to Instagram and absolutely snapped on a few Patriot’s fans who are still bitter he bailed after one year to rejoin the New York Jets.

Grab some popcorn, dim the lights, and enjoy.

After Revis’ blood pressure settled, he claimed his instagram had been hacked, but we know better.

I just wish I could use the same excuse when I send sloppy drunken text messages to chicks every weekend.

[H/T Complex]

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