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By 07.28.14


Dale Earnhardt Jr. finished ninth in yesterday’s Brickyard 400. OK, that’s your NASCAR update for the week. Let’s move on to more important things, like following this guy on social media. Simply put, he is a delight.

He shared this heartfelt(?) text from his mother following the race.

She accidentally brought up an interesting idea. What if a suppository — or laxative — company decided to sponsor a car and made it feces brown? How would that decision be received? Would you root for an actual poop car or would such a thing be a stain on the sport?

[H/T: Deadspin]

[Image via Mike Dinoyo/USA Today Sports]

Kyle Koster
About Kyle Koster... Whenever you read a blog and think, "this is something that didn't need to be on the internet," you can bet I am responsible for it. I left a promising career in actual journalism to make GIFS and watch sports. No regrets. Oh yeah, I talked to Justin Bieber once and it was OK. Send tips/tell me I suck: or
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