This year, the answer is Dai Macedo. Brace yourselves, Bros, because her ass refuses to quit. It’s large and in charge. I mean, I would put barbecue sauce on that thing and ….
The annual contest was not without some drama.
Ms Macedo, an administration student, had been embroiled in controversy leading up the event when she suggested on social media that the result would be fixed to give the title to rival Mari Sousa.
The contest was plunged into further chaos when rivals accused Ms Sousa, 25, and Ms Amaral, 24, of paying thousands of pounds to the event's judging panel for the right to come first and second.
Brazil's O Dia newspaper reported that Ms Amaral, a law student representing the northeastern state of Pernambuco, had allegedly paid organisers around £18,000 for second place.
Hopefully all the contestants decided to bury the hatchet with a soon-to-be-released cuddlefest backstage. Keep your fingers crossed.
[H/T: Daily Mail]