Dad Of The Year Front-Runner Bare Hands Foul Ball With Adorable Baby Strapped To His Chest

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I know it’s Mother’s Day and I LOVE YOU, MOM. But we musn’t forget that if there’s no dad, there’s no mom. So by transitive property, this video of a dad bare handing a foul ball coming in hot with his newborn son strapped to his chest, is an ode to all moms across the globe. Mom, you are my rock, my inspiration. But there’s no fucking way in hell you can snatch a baseball from a Major League bat out of midair while I’m secured in a Swaddle Strap. And the flex after? Can only be pulled off by a true Dad-Bro.

This little guy just chillen in his Swaddle Strap checkin out some boobs. They start so young nowadays.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.