Normally when you tweet at official Twitter accounts they just ignore you, or at the best they…no wait they just ignore you, unless of course you’re bitching and threatening to bring down their entire company with your own bare hands. In that case they’ll respond, but it’s a half-assed response because they’re hoping you’ll just forget about the whole thing in 10 minutes. Dakota Turner, however, is one Cubs fan who has an attention span that allowed her to not only ask the Cubs’ official Twitter account for a free Kyle Shwarber jersey…
@Cubs can I have a free Kyle Shwarber jersey?
— Dakota Turner (@Dakotaturner21) October 18, 2015
“”…but to remember that, hey, those assholes stiffed me and I damned well am NOT forgetting about this:
@Dakotaturner21 No.
— Chicago Cubs (@Cubs) October 18, 2015
@Dakotaturner21 No.
— Chicago Cubs (@Cubs) October 18, 2015
“”Luckily for Dakota, the Cubs finally caved:
@Dakotaturner21 DM us your info.
— Chicago Cubs (@Cubs) October 19, 2015
…except not really:
@Dakotaturner21 Oh. That’s unfortunate.
— Chicago Cubs (@Cubs) October 19, 2015
“”
Tl;dr: fuck off Dakota, no jersey for you.
[H/T Bleacher Report]