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By / 02.28.14

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One thing is abundantly clear…Dexter “Water” Johnson is the motherfucking man. Actually, forgive me, I misspoke. He’s “the baddest motherfucker that ever came around.”

I can’t tell you how much I love this video, this guy, EVERYTHING HE IS SAYING. “Dexter “WATER” Johnson, and they call me Water because the goddamn jumper is so wet… FUCK YOU.”

Best video of the week. No contest.

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Come to think of it, I’m wondering if Point 3 paid this dude to promote their shorts in the most vulgar product placement video of all time. Man. If they did…Good on them. Sterling work, really.


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About J. Camm... J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.

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