Couple Bones So Damn Hard In The Back Of A Van They Knock It Into A Lake, Almost Drown

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It’s good to fuck hard. Passionate, intense, physical. That’s the kinda fucking you want to do.

But sometimes, you may be surprised to know, you can fuck it all up by fucking too hard. It’s true. Like this German couple, who fucked so hard, they fucked themselves into a lake. And out of a van. From the Daily Mail:

A German couple were forced to make a dramatic escape through the windows of their minivan after it rolled into a nearby lake while they were having sex in the back.

The red-faced pair were said to have been in the back of the vehicle when it started to move and could not react quickly enough to stop it hitting the water.

It took emergency personnel three hours to recover the car from the lake.

Take this as a reminder, Bros: knowing when to not fuck hard and is as important as knowing when to. Always be cognizant.

[H/T Death and Taxes]