It’s time to wear gross shoes and breathe in copious amounts of cigarette smoke. We’re going bowling.

Alabama earned a date in the national championship game against Notre Dame by virtue of a tight victory over Georgia in the SEC title match this weekend. That’s a dream matchup for the fat cats at the NCAA. The rest of the BCS slate? Oh, GOD, is it ever awful.

Check out the schedule to see where your favorite team landed.

BCS National Championship Game
Notre Dame vs. Alabama
January 7, 8:30 p.m., ESPN

Rose Bowl Game presented by Vizio
Stanford vs. Wisconsin
January 1, 5 p.m., ESPN

AT&T Cotton Bowl
Oklahoma vs. Texas A&M
January 4, 8 p.m., FOX

Outback Bowl
Michigan vs. South Carolina
January 1, 1 p.m., ABC

AutoZone Liberty Bowl
Tulsa vs. Iowa State
December 31, 3:30 p.m., ESPN

Heart of Dallas Bowl
Purdue vs. Oklahoma State
January 1, Noon, ESPNU

Valero Alamo Bowl
Texas vs. Oregon State
December 29, 6:45 p.m., ESPN

Military Bowl Presented By Northrop Grumman
Army vs. San Jose State
Dec. 27, 3 p.m., ESPN

Beef 'O' Brady's St. Petersburg Bowl
UCF vs. Ball State
December 21, 7:30 p.m., ESPN

Discover Orange Bowl
Florida State vs. Northern Illinois
January 1, 8:30 p.m., ESPN

Allstate Sugar Bowl
Florida vs. Louisville
January 2, 8:30 p.m., ESPN

Tostitos Fiesta Bowl
Kansas State vs. Oregon
January 3, 8:30 p.m., ESPN

Capital One Bowl
Georgia vs. Nebraska
Jan. 1, 1 p.m., ABC

GoDaddy.com Bowl
Arkansas State vs. Kent State
January 6, 9 p.m., ESPN

BBVA Compass Bowl
Pittsburgh vs. Ole Miss
January 5, 1 p.m., ESPN

TaxSlayer.com Gator Bowl
Northwestern vs. Mississippi State
January 1, Noon, ESPN2

Chick-fil-A Bowl
LSU vs. Clemson
December 31 7:30 p.m., ESPN

Hyundai Sun Bowl
Georgia Tech vs. USC
December 31, 2 p.m., CBS

Franklin American Mortgage Music City Bowl
Vanderbilt vs. North Carolina State
December 31, Noon, ESPN

Buffalo Wild Wings Bowl
TCU vs. Michigan State
December 29, 10:15 p.m., ESPN

Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl
Navy vs. Arizona State
December 29, 4 p.m., ESPN2

New Era Pinstripe Bowl
Syracuse vs. West Virginia
December 29, 3:15 p.m., ESPN

Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl
Rice vs. Air Force
December 29, 11:45 a.m., ESPN

Meineke Car Care of Texas Bowl
Minnesota vs. Texas Tech
December 28, 9 p.m., ESPN

Russell Athletic Bowl
Virginia Tech vs. Rutgers
December 28, 5:30 p.m., ESPN

AdvoCare V100 Independence Bowl
University of Louisiana-Monroe vs. Ohio University
December 28 2 p.m., ESPN

Bridgepoint Education Holiday Bowl
Baylor vs. UCLA
December 27, 9:45 p.m., ESPN

Belk Bowl
Duke vs. Cincinnati
December 27, 6:30 p.m., ESPN

Little Caesars Pizza Bowl
Western Kentucky vs. Central Michigan
December 26, 7:30 p.m., ESPN

Sheraton Hawaii Bowl
SMU vs. Fresno State
Dec. 24, 8 p.m., ESPN

MAACO Las Vegas Bowl
Washington vs. Boise State
  December 22, 3:30 p.m., ESPN

R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl
East Carolina vs. Louisiana-Lafayette
December 22, Noon, ESPN

S.D. County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl
BYU vs. San Diego State
December 20, 8 p.m., ESPN

Famous Idaho Potato Bowl
Utah State vs. Toledo
December 15, 4:30 p.m.  ESPN

Gildan New Mexico Bowl
Nevada vs. Arizona
December 15, 1 p.m., ESPN