This is it. The new College Football Playoff trophy. It was just unveiled and the masses on Twitter are already comparing it to vaginas and Fleshlights. They’re not entirely wrong, it has vaginal qualities. Except for the fact that you can’t actually put your peen inside the trophy. Minor detail.
The College Football Playoff National Championship Trophy has been unveiled! pic.twitter.com/VYbjhXGCh7
— CFB Playoff (@CFBPlayoff) July 14, 2014
— Ryan Ronda (@ryanronda) July 14, 2014
College football playoff trophy looks like a fancy gold fleshlight.
— David Tenenbaum (@DTenenbaum) July 14, 2014
Is it just me or does the new college football trophy look like a vagina?
— South Bound (@Oldsouthgent) July 14, 2014
As if our football rape culture wasn’t bad enough, they went and made the College Football Playoff trophy a giant gaping vagina
— Bennett (@bennjeff) July 14, 2014
The #hymen trophy. Presented to the college football player who breaks the most vagina.
— Viggy (@FutureAristotle) December 11, 2011
— TheSportsEditors.com (@SportsEditors) November 16, 2011
THE NEW COLLEGE FOOTBALL TROPHY IS A FLESHLIGHT: pic.twitter.com/kjMJKinhs8
— Jacob (@ohholybutt) July 14, 2014
— FGSB (@FlyGoalScoredBy) July 14, 2014
We can only be so lucky that some idiot college football player will eventually be photographed pretending to dry hump it during the first trophy presentation.