Sports
by Reggie Noble on November 12, 2012

To that end, here is our College Hoops Marathon Drinking Game. Be responsible. And drunk.

One drink for each:

  • Three-pointer
  • Dunk
  • Promotion for upcoming game in the marathon – LOOK OUT
  • Tattoo-less player
  • Blocked shot

Two drinks for each:

  • Turnover
  • Offensive foul
  • Time a player is said to have “great length”
  • No-look pass
  • Traveling violation
  • Player on the court wearing a headband
  • Time a team is categorized as “young” or “veteran”

Three drinks for each:

  • Time a player misses the front end of a one-and-one
  • Time you realize you should be in class
  • 10-second violation
  • Goaltending
  • Tie-up
  • Time you remember the possession arrow is stupid

Four drinks for each:

  • Time a player is referred to as a “wing”
  • Alley-oop
  • Time an announcer uses the term “upside”

Finish your drink if:

  • There’s a game-winning buzzer-beater
  • A ranked team loses to an unranked squad
  • Any fan base storms the court
  • You’re playing before 8 a.m.

 

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