I’m not sure if Colin Kaepernick knows who Imelda Marcos is, but the two of them should hang out. They have one very important thing in common.
An insatiable appetite for shoes.
The San Francisco 49ers quarterback shared his ridiculous treasure trove of Nikes on Instagram and it’s safe to say he always has something to wear.
The lesson, as always, is to get rich and famous because whoever dies with the most toys, wins.
One area I’d like Kaepernick to focus on is finding appropriate footwear for his pet tortoise. One has to think it’s no picnic scurrying across hot pavement on a summer day.
[H/T: Colin Kaepernick]