Costa Rica’s head coach Paulo Wanchope got in a fight with a fan last night [@yasilka09]: pic.twitter.com/kTRYV8ysoB
— Purely Football (@PurelyFootball) August 12, 2015
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The fight reportedly started when Costa Rica’s head coach Paulo Wanchope was watching his U-23 squad play a qualifier match against Panama when he attempted get out onto the field to argue with an official. Key word: attempted
If you swing a door open that aggressively, and don’t demolish anything and everything in your path thereafter, you should have been a blowjob. Now I’m a pacifist aka a peacemaker aka a pussy, so I don’t claim to know about proper fighting technique, but I have a hunch that throwing a punch and then turning your back like you just walked in on your parents having sex is nowhere to be found in the fighting handbook.
And when your opponent is the size of Peter Dinklage and he’s tossing you around like a lotto ball, you should think twice about entering into any physical confrontation going forward.
IN HIS DEFENSE, I’m not really sure how you defend against a flying kick right out the gates. Or any kick for that matter. Any situation where your enemy can use all four limbs as weapons creates an unequal playing field.
P.S. Remember when this asshole shoved a child? Great stuff.
[h/t Busted Coverage]